Top ten reasons marijuana is better than beer

10. Smokers develop an appreciation for the artistic 
    talents of musicians such as Pink Floyd and the
    Moody Blues; drinkers develop an appreciation for 
    the nasal draw of hillbillies with funny hats, like 
    Garth Brooks.

 9. Over 400,000 people a year are killed in drunk-
    driving accidents. - "Dude, I'm gonna chill on your 
    sofa for a while, is that cool?"

 8. Smokers are usually happy to share with their 
    friends, "but you can't have my Bud Light!"

 7. Who ever heard of a "weed-belly"?  (And "pot-belly"
    refers to SHAPE, not SOURCE, thank you!)

 6. Smokers meditate on where the world came from and 
    where it is going; drikers meditate on where their 
    wives went and whose house they'll crash at tonight.

 5. You can stash your sack in the glove compartment, but
    the cops are going to find that case under your seat.

 4. Beer evaporates when you put it in your brownie mix.

 3. A smoker's primary concern is "peace"; so is a 
    drinker's, but it's spelled differently.

 2. It takes at least a six-pack to get drunk, but only 
    one joint to get high.

    ...and the Number One reason is...

       NO HANGOVERS!!!